Out of My Head
Peter Gallay

Markle Meets Mishpocha  

March 10, 2021

Meghan bristled when her hubby
Made her curtsy to his bubby.

Big Day at Leavenworth  
With All Due Respect
December 7, 2020

All of that pomp
Greets the arrival of king of the swamp.

The inmates salute their
Commander in chief.
This president's anthem is
Hail to the Thief!

Breaking News!  
Just Revealed
August 14, 2020

Trump paid someone to take his cognitive assessment test.

For Sale  
20,000 Bumper Stickers
August 12, 2020

Brand new. Never used. Cheap.


The One-State Solution  
I'm for it.
August 4, 2020

Since '48 the conflict's raged
And neither side can be assuaged.
If this goes on there might be war,
It's happened once or twice before.
The only hope is to combine them,
Change the borders, redefine them.
Never mind the Constitution,
Clearly there's just one solution.
Trump and Xi, you must create
Chimerica! A single state.

Book Review  
Spoiler Alert: Donald Trump is not a nice man.
June 17, 2020 updated July 18, 2020

A great way to exercise your confirmation bias. Numerous examples that Donald Trump is incompetent, venal, infantile, weak, ignorant... [see your thesaurus for more]. But we already knew that.

What's new are details of the family patriarch, Fred Trump, whose malignant personality spawned a generation of thoroughly contemptible people.

The one exception may be the author's father, the oldest sibling, a poor soul whose mistreatment by Fred and the rest of the clan caused him great pain and probably contributed to his early death. And by extension, that abuse was also visited on the author, her mother and her brother.

The book is in essence an act of revenge -- richly deserved -- against a tribe whose name belongs in the pantheon of other infamous families: the Corleones, the Mansons, and now the Trumps.

Eskimo Pie To Change Name  

June 21, 2020

Acknowledging that its name could be offensive to native Alaskans, the makers of the iconic ice cream treat announced they will be changing its name. Henceforth, their product will be called Aunt Jemima bars.

Kentucky Windage  
Rand Paul to Anthony Fauci: "You're not the end-all."
May 13, 2020

There once was a Senator Paul,
A man with incredible gall.
One day he got grouchy,
Insulted Doc Fauci,
As jerks go Rand Paul’s the end-all.

Trump Recommends Disinfectants  
April 24, 2020

The president, famously germaphobic, periodically cleanses his brain with disinfectant to prevent any threat to his stable geniosity. This explains everything.

Another Coronavirus Mask Joke
April 13, 2020

Coronavirus Joke
April 1, 2020

Two guys walk into a bank. The teller gets suspicious because they're not wearing masks.

First Item For The Trump Library

March 24, 2020

The above essay was written by the president last Tuesday.

Book Recommendation
March 3, 2020

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